How about this:
Or maybe I should just get to the point.
This is the best movie ever. And for those not familiar with it. Congratulations, I envy you.
We even have a machine (a printer...NEW printer mind you) that makes us want to do this:
because it breaks every single day.
Most days I feel exactly how he looks:
So until I win this:
Or get a visit from these guys:
I will have to: